When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition
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